June 2012
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then? Me: 10 and a dead body.
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willtana: every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
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i-nsanit-y: I’m sick of crying over everything. I’m sick of crying over people. I’m sick of crying myself to sleep. I’m sick of crying and knowing no one cares. I’m sick of crying because I’m so alone. I’m sick of crying. I’m sick of everything. I’m sick of life. 
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writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you
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